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thecuriousmagpie:

A big open kitchen
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With lots of space to fill with all the food
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And all the baking
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And some sort of secret passageway/cellar
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The bedrooms will include a combination of four poster beds
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Bunk beds
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And permanent blanket forts
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I will have a walk in wardrobe
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A room to fill with all my craft thingsimage

A room/shed/garage to fill with all my outdoors kit and bikes
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My own photography studio
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And last but by definitely no means least, the library
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That must include a grand piano, so I can float around in long dresses and sing sitting on top of it
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A corner for curling up and reading
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A spiral staircase (because there will be more than one floor of books)
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And of course a secret bookcase door!
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Who wants to live with me?

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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she-wants-the-doitsu:

indianapopovich:

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I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG

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i-sleep-in-horror:

every-seven-seconds:

Bump & Grind: A Girl’s Guide To Dry Humping

This rn. Please.

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itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

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durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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cairusso:

There are two sides of justin

There is philanthropic, mogul, mercurial, insanely rich entrepreneur Justin

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And then there’s “Time for Bed” sexy, playful Justin

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He is literally Christian Grey in real life bye

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kirayukimuravevo:

this is the funniest video on the internet please watch this

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